HEAVEN IS WHEN YOU HAVE: AMERICAN
SALARY, CHINESE FOOD, BRITISH HOME AND INDIAN WIFE.
HELL IS WHEN YOU HAVE: AMERICAN WIFE, CHINESE HOME, BRITISH FOOD AND
At the cocktail party, one woman
said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong
The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."!!!!
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18
months-I don't like to interrupt her.!
A woman was telling her friend, "It
is I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied,
A man inserted an 'ad' in the
classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."