HEAVEN IS WHEN YOU HAVE: AMERICAN SALARY, CHINESE FOOD, BRITISH HOME AND INDIAN WIFE.
HELL IS WHEN YOU HAVE: AMERICAN WIFE, CHINESE HOME, BRITISH FOOD AND INDIAN SALARY.
 

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."!!!!

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months-I don't like to interrupt her.!

A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied,
"A billionaire."

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."

"Say you love me! Say you love me!"
"You love me!"

"What do u use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look.

"What did one ghost say to another?" "Do you believe in people?"

He met her in a revolving door and has been going around with her ever since. !!!!

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