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SCIENTIFIC ANALYSIS OF : WHAT IS A WOMAN.
Chemical Analysis Hazardous Materials information Bulletin
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET NO.EC36C-24-36
Element..........:"WOMAN"
Symbol...........: Wo
Discoverer.....: Adam
Atomic mass...: Accepted as 53.6 kg, may vary from 40-200kg
Occurrence....:Copious quantities in all urban areas.
Physical properties:
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Surface usually covered in painted film
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Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason
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Melts if given special treatment
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Bitter if incorrectly used
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Yields to pressure applied at correct points
Chemical properties:
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Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious
stones
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Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
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May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no
known reasons.
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Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by
saturation in alcohol.
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Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
Common uses:
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Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
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Can be a great aid to relaxation
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Very effective cleaning agent.
Tests:
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Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
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Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
Potential hazards:
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Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
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Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be
maintained at different locations as long as they do not come in
direct contact with each other.
WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE
PHYSICAL, MENTAL AND FINANCIAL DAMAGE. !!!!
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