After all those male
bashing jokes floating around, some one finally fought back.
How many men does it take to open
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There's a clock on the oven!
Why do men pass gas more than women do?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
All wives are alike,
but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad
place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be
able to support you.
Bigamy is having one wife too many.
Some say monogamy is the same.
Scientists have discovered one certain food that diminishes a woman's
sex drive by 90%...
If your dog is barking at the
and your wife is yelling at the front door,
which do you let in first?
The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in.
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